trustme-im-a-pirate:

mindblownie:

annabellioncourt:

idrils:

i see your ‘nowhere in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty was an egg’ and raise you ‘nowhere in the legendarium does tolkien say that elves have pointed ears’

Mary Shelley didn’t give the monster bolts.

Arthur Conan Doyle never put Holmes in a deer stalker (also “elementary my dear Watson” is never said in the books, and he doesn’t smoke a curved pipe)

There are boys at Beauxbatons and girls at Durmstrang schools

Edgar Allan Poe wrote the earliest essay on the big bang theory

#reality is an illusion

fuck this site I thought the tv show for the briefest of seconds and the shit machine in my skull thought “quoth the raven ‘Bazongo”

(via officialmollymauktealeaf-deacti)

blazeshard:

the style clash here is so deeply aesthetically upsetting the blunt realisation that fat and colourful pete the cat coexists in the same universe as geoffrey rush’s captain barbossa is giving me vertigo

(via officialmollymauktealeaf-deacti)

kakaphoe:
“ of-another-broken-heart:
“ kakaphoe:
“ asymbina:
“ iamsapphirecrimsonclaw:
“ bluesey-182:
“ captaindeadpoet:
“ hiringdreamers:
“ ezurad:
“ commandtower-solring-go:
“ kayas-wife:
“ chandra-nalaar:
“ viralthings:
“The more you look at this...

kakaphoe:

of-another-broken-heart:

kakaphoe:

asymbina:

iamsapphirecrimsonclaw:

bluesey-182:

captaindeadpoet:

hiringdreamers:

ezurad:

commandtower-solring-go:

kayas-wife:

chandra-nalaar:

viralthings:

The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.

this is just a normal waffle house

there is a bloody handprint on the door

There is somethung under the counter with the cups

Blind man reading news paper
Skull in the coffee

Milk is $15

Lady’s hand is a tentacle

the bleeding pie, the eyeball and fingers on the blind man’s plate…

I was trying to find something nobody else had seen yet, when I realized…

Look right above the tentacle arm. The second man at the buffet, what the hell is he doing? He’s either throwing up or eating an octopus.

I think his face is just tentacles.

The blind man has gills.

Scariest detail: this image was ripped from the creator’s site and vandalized (edited to remove the watermark), then reuploaded for viral fame without so much as a mention of the artist’s name.
SOURCE: http://jeffleejohnson.deviantart.com/art/Blue-Plate-Special-661961724

That said, the earlier observation about milk being $15 is off - artist confirms this is based on a 1920’s diner, so the price would be in cents.
(http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4375070065)

The table under the journal is lacquered with ants.

The person holding the skull-creamed coffee paints the underside of their nails. Either that or their natural nails grow red.

The journal’s writing, intentionally made hard to read and partially obscured, is somewhat of a cheat to all the things amiss in the scene. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4372574544) I can make out: “… and eyeball … have to think he is less strange than the horrifying creature that seems to have inhabited the cabinet behind him … all tentacles and teeth … (obscured by cup) … Where in the world can be found such nightmares?!”

Reblogging for the correct source (I didn’t even notice the OP wasn’t the artist oops).

(via savagefluff)

juliaanoia:

tabbran:

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kresilvania:

tabbran:

tabbran:

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tabbran:

tabbran:

Please send me more of these memes, I need to see literally every single one of them

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this meme is officially called Fantasy Painting Object Labeling, thanks for that @eddrian32!

I love these so much

(via skeletonmilk)

moguuera:

topsydead:

spudislander:

Every second beat of Y.M.C.A. by Village People.

It’s fun to stay at the Y.E.A.

AUDIO DESCRIPTION AKA LYRICS

[weirdly fresh but anxiety inducing intro]

YUH there’s no nildown
Say YEUGH just around
Say EUGH cause’s you’re new town
No need to be unhappy

YUH there’s a plingo
Said YEUGH in you should dough
And STEUGH and I’m sure find
Knee what to have a pie

Funda stuh Y.E.A. funda stuh Y.E.A.
They have evthing on young menjoy
Oogh can hep all boys

Funda stuh Y.E.A. funda stuh Y.E.A.
Oogh can get clean, oogh can have meal
Oogh can jemp a feel

YUH are you liming clthen
YUH whatdaya be then
YUH can make dreams
Ough got to know twyin

NUH does it onself
And YUH shuh prishelf
Jus GOH ooh tha Y.E.A.
Ouh achaow chuay

Funda stuh Y.E.A. funda steuh Y.E.A.
They have evthing on young menjoy
You can hang all the boys

Funda stuh Y.E.A. funda stuh Y.E.A.
Can get clean, can have meal
Can dump a vee

YUH was one shoes
AH smelling eye blues
NOEY then if I lies uh
THE WHOLE WORLD… slive

THAT one ken me
YEUH the walkstreet
PLEUGH the Y.E.A.
And stop you onyey

Funda steuh Y.A.E.A. funda steuh Y.A.E.A.
They have evthing young menjoy
You can hep all boys

Y.A.E.A. unda stuh Y.A.E.A.
Yuhyoung man no knee down
Yuhyoung man can sell a frown

[tuba break]

Y.A.E.A. nstuh Y.A.E.A.
Yuhyoung man, you diss me?
Yuhyoung man, do you be?

Y.A.E.A. ah-ih-ah Y.A.E.A.
No young man it arm self
Yuhyoung man you’re full of shit

Y.A.E.A. donah Y.A.E.A.
Yuhyoung man who’s wall of shoot
Yuhyoung man with nah blue

Y.A.E.A….

[fadeout]

@cheery-cherry

(via biteythevillain)

ArtistVillage People
TitleY.E.A.
dragonageconfessions:
“CONFESSION:
It really bugs me that rouges are the only ones in the game who can pick locks, the same could be said for warriors only being able to smash through walls and mages being the only ones who can take down barriers....

dragonageconfessions:

CONFESSION:

It really bugs me that rouges are the only ones in the game who can pick locks, the same could be said for warriors only being able to smash through walls and mages being the only ones who can take down barriers. Like why can’t these skills be more universal? E.G: like a warrior with the Templar specialization is also able to take down barriers or mages and rouges being able to break through walls using spells or grenades or all of the ability to pick locks be a skill that needs to be unlocked, with rouges having the lock-picking skill by default unlocked at the start?

(via dragonageconfessions)

nippon-com:

Japan’s vast assortment of mascots all share a similar problem.

Via @GorillaGorillax

(via dicksmasher)

dashbeardconfessional:
“ the plant has a question
”

dashbeardconfessional:

the plant has a question

(via slimecouch)